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"Bacon was an philosophy."

-Unknown cretin

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Plato essay I got an A on

The concept of the fourfold divisions is used by Socrates in Philebus to classify the four types of things in the universe: the...

Toaster Story

My first ever attempt at writing fiction. Enjoy, or at least try to. “A person is not the same as a toaster.” -David Walton Paul Hagan...

Paper about 2020 Halloween at UVA

Pandemic Parties: First-Year Life in the Time of Coronavirus October 31st, 2020: far from an ordinary Saturday night. It was Halloween...

That Time I Predicted Jan. 6

I wrote this paper last October for a class on social media and politics. After that whole situation where people planned to kidnap...

(Don't) Return to Normalcy

What the hell is happening? Overweight shoppers fighting over toilet paper and record-setting drops in the stock market have become a...

The Turtle Lesson

I wrote this for my school newspaper, but due to unforeseen circumstances (read: a pandemic) it has not been and probably never will be...

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What the hell is this?

I'm not totally sure yet. In the early days of quarantine, I, Raymond Greene, decided that I needed somewhere to compile my writings –along with those of a couple of my friends – and figured that making a cute little blog would be the perfect place to at least motivate myself to create a body of work over the following months; at most, I could actually get people to read my stuff. Unsurprisingly, this project more or less fizzled out over the summer, but I will be doing what I can (and recruiting my best fellow-writer friends I know) to try and keep this thing on life support rather than let it die completely. As for the content, I don't claim to have all the answers, and I'm hardly a scholarly source; the same applies to my equally amateurish colleagues. So if you read the garbage I've put in here, I give you two options; you can do your own research, form your own opinions about what I say, etc. etc., or you can accept my claims without questioning them, sit back, relax, and enjoy as I indoctrinate you. To be honest, I'm fine with either of those options. Happy reading!
-Raymond & Friends

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